m.t. whitington


A force majeure, female catalyst, futurist, polemicist, psychonaut, epistemologist. Ruminating between the lines with a clarion call and extreme unction.  A global writer with southern roots.


slang lingo W GenZ

slang lingo W GenZ

2820 chanteuse nightowl

sheesh Girl you ate that

looking snatched

got your number it’s high

your talent is slept on

that drip that fire 

pour us a French 75

green brat of summer 

the goat of Gucci

play it again bop or banger

fr it slaps

IYKYK it’s sending me

hoot owls gone delulu

who can't stop capping

ship sidequests at Harry’s 

drinking monkey glands

Chaos Monkey got vibes 

joined the Simian army 

zoomer failed rizz

got balls rickrolling simps

zillennials are just a bit cheugy 

main characters mew

neurodivergent silent buskers

mime only a moot reply

looking snatched in chartreuse

god tier she ate her set

gave a side-eye that shook 

thirsty throwing shade

basic besties Bffr 

pick me love bombing

white sigma with a high body count 

that comment was out of pocket

don’t shame

blud’s talking the whole meal

TFW they said take a seat

clap back clout spill the tea

flex those perks spend that guap

her glow-up giving life

giving retro vibe check 

everybody step back I’m dead

unalive he’s lit mental b 

let him cook

sus— salty— savage—

sleep on their situationship

you got dank curve

living rent-free periodt

TBH that’s wig 

then he yeeted the bottle

whose peeps are fleek

somebody translate the beige flag

benching breadcrumbing and cuffing

red and green GenZ or alpha dink bag

ipad kid he’s zesty

fadfluencers meaningless hype

NPC woke and ghosted

pseudo words nonlexical or vocal

rizzler needs to touch grass

yapper didn’t understand the assignment

tweaker in the tank was skibidi 

best dry dating

stonewalling your twin flame

onomatopoeia hits different 

and nonce words are occasionalism

homies trisomies tetra pentra 

X to the Y flow

I’m baby she got gyatt 

ok boomer opinion is valid 

slanglingo my roman empire

Uwu memespoiltation 

equal sign with a line or tilde

flex skrt too much woo woo

gobsmacked cockup

hey chill don’t fight me

I am the first lady of fexting

seventy-two feeling cassgender

smol snack post just got ratioed 

every generation builds the future

pluh.











Our Star, The Sun

Our Star, The Sun

epigrammatical

epigrammatical