—fluencer is some new suffix

—fluencer is some new suffix,

following —flation —cation —washing 

they call them libfixers. get it?

they finally break free

gaining their liberty. 

go —fishing and —splaining away

speaking of fishing. you hungry?

whitewashing mansplainers

take heed, it is the age of influence,

you bunch of sinfluencers

bad momfluencers, confluencers

turning hangry, my seaganism 

gives me octopi orgasms.

a seagan is to vegans, 

what a pescatarian is to vegetarians.

greenwash this all you want,

seacuterie is my thing, wood board

or not. stretching flexitarianism

to the limit, hanging out down under,

I could never be a Kangatarian.

roo-stew and kanga-steaks

are better than vegemite but

who the hell calls that humanitarian?

oh yeah, an antipodean dreamer.

fitfluencers, cleanfluencers, 

teenfluencers, petfluencers, plantfluencer,

metafluencer, unfluencer, outfluencer,

go ahead, insert your word of choice, 

dumbfounded, but how do you do?

counterfluencer, perhaps contrarianfluencer, 

oh hell I must be under the influence.

I don't know but this flaneuse prefers a full-on portmanteau.